Retro Adult Action
It’s amazing what you come across on the internet. I remember owning my (now) “Retro” consoles back when I was a kid and enjoying making those pixels that resembled a smurf after it’s been hit by a car jump around the screen but it wasn’t until (a friend of mine, honest!) got hold of an emulator and downloaded a HUGE pack of “every ROM ever!!!11one!1!!(3-2)!1!!” that I found that people actually made porn games for these classic kids consoles.
Now, my eyes have since been opened (or blinded by terrible sights) while surfing on the net and I can kindof get “Adult Games” now that graphics have moved along but who exactly got their rocks off looking at a 20×20 pixel sprite “shake her thing”?
Well, whatever the reason, they were made and here’s 1 I came agross on my trawling of the inter-webby-thingy.

