Cutie Interview – Joanne
Well, it’s been a while since we’ve done an interview (and even longer since I personally have) but hopefully we haven’t lost our knack. It’s a hard life this talking to hot girls who play games… it really is! But don’t fear people, we’ll struggle on through it for all you lovely people…
Name (or nickname if you prefer): Joanne
DOB: 04/12/1986
Nickname/Gamertag: JoanneH
First Console: Super Nintendo!
Current Console(s): Xbox 360
Favourite Game: Definitely donkey kong racing without a doubt! I’m always the princess!
THE INTERVIEW
Console Cuties: Hi Joanne and welcome to Console Cuties
Joanne: Hi, I’m so psyched to be featured on Console cuties!!
CC: Glad to hear it, we’re psyched for you to be here! So how long have you been gaming?
Joanne: since i was knee high, i used to absolutley love beating my little brother at street fighter because he used to cry.. haha
CC: Haha, we presume you mean on the game and not with a stick or something We often hear that guys are better gamers than girls (usally from the guys), what do you think?
Joanne: That’s absolutley NOT true, there’s probably more guys than girls, but it doesn’t mean they’re better.
CC: So you fancy coming round to Console Cuties HQ and having a game some time? We’ll bring the snacks, you bring yourself?
Joanne: Yeah ok, what sort of snacks. I’m big time into snacks you know. As any true gamer should be!
CC: Too true! What snacks would you like?
Joanne: pringles, bread sticks (the cheesy ones) and dips, sausage rolls, and humous with carrot sticks so i don’t feel too guilty for all of the crap food.
CC: Ok, you wear something revealing and we’ll get all them in. What about to drink?
Joanne: How very dare you! Pink squash please. Robinsons.
CC: We’re sorry, we’ll behave. So what do you to to entertain yourself when you’re not kicking guys asses at games and doing interviews for websites?
Joanne: I normally read magazines about gaming, or fantasise about being a character in my own fighting game. I would be a fierce cat-like lady and my special move would knock people out by slashing them with my tail. I haven’t thought of a name yet. Cat-woman is taken…
CC: yeah, we vaguely remember someone being called that before. We’re sure you’d make a better Cat-woman than her though! Would you be wearing leathers like the sightly more famous version?
Joanne: No, real Norwegian Forest Cat hair probably, it’s so much more sophisticated. Cat-woman is a slut! Eek, can i say that?
CC: yeah, you can say what you want, this is the internet after all! so other than your ficticious cat woman character, if you could be any game character, who would you be and why?
Joanne: oooh this is a toughie…. Probably Harley Quinn from the new Batman Arkham Asylum as she’s hot and kicks ass! [Just like Joanne (we'd assume)]
CC: Well, that’s different from the usual “Princess Peach” and things we hear. Good choice, we like her too! We often get questions from all our dedicated readers after an interview of “are you single?” so…. are you?
Joanne: Sorry boys, i’m married to gaming (hahahahaaa!!!!!!!) [and we truly are upset about that]
CC: Well, thanks for taking the time out to talk to us Joanne. We hope to see you soon!
Joanne: Thanks for having me it’s been a pleasure!
Well people, I hope you’ll all say a big thank you for Joanne stopping by to say hi and we’ll hopefully catch up with her again soon!
Wow, great interview. Pitty she’s not “single”
Keep ‘em coming!
Yeah, I agree. Why is she not single? I’m sure I can dress up like a game if she wants! haha
She’s ok but imagine her AND Harley Quinn together? Niiiiiiiiiiiiice!
Hear Hear!!
Thanks for the comments people
Whats her favorite game? Whats her newest game? just some of the questions we will never know the answer too…
I shall get her to come on and answer those questions when I next talk to her Mike. But only because it’s you
Great intreview! i have an xbox 360 too
Hey Mike, my favourite game at the moment HAS to be Batman Arkham Asylum xXx