There have been some rumours flying around the internet that the next Dead or Alive game for the 3DS will have Giggly Tech and here at Console Cuties we can only hope that’s true. For those of you who don’t know, Giggly Tech was created to re-create the slow motion running scenes from Baywatch. This is a fact!

Ok, maybe not actually a fact, but that’s pretty much what it gets used for and we can’t think of any better game to have it in that Dad or Alive, the game renowned for bringing a new level (and cup size) or memorizing mammary gameplay to our lives. This combined with the 3D capabilities of the 3DS can only lead to people ducking to get out of the way for fear of being boob slapped round the face when they win lose.

Anyway, enough of my ramblings, check out a video of some giggling boobs.

Yakuza is a game we’ve talked about on here before. It’s a game where you visit night clubs and practice your best pulling moves and chat up lines on hostesses. Sayaka Araki appeared in Yakuza 3 but apparently didn’t make the cut to be in number 4. Although she’s not a porn start like one of the other girls in the game, she does have a rather impressive rack portfolio. She’s president of her own company selling beauty products and lingerie, she’s a fashion model and to top it all of she’s also a DJ even having her own CD out.

That’s quite a list of jobs, so maybe the people at Yakuza 4 are just trying to do her a favour and not let her get burnt out? Well, whet ever the reason, her boobs face will be missed from the 4th installment.

In the news at the minute there’s quite a bit about some girl from Britain falling off her wii balance board only to find she now has sexual arousal syndrome. It may sound like something tiger woods says he has to stop the jokes about how many “holes” he’s putted in, but it is in fact a real affliction (apparently). Now whenever she goes near anything that vibrates or pulsates she becomes aroused. This includes things like mobile phones, a blender, or even a wii mote.

I’m not quite sure if that also includes sitting on the bus, but I’m sure it would make for an interesting trip to the shops if it did!

“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body”, she says of the onset of an “attack”. “Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm”.

I’ve now taken to leaving my balance board at the top of the steps. Well, you never know right? If she can fall onto the floor and get turned on by a blender, imagine what will happen with a fall down the stairs too!

Thanks to Sarah for bringing this story to my attention.

If you’re into almost naked game characters jumping around with jigglytech then you will have no doubt have played Dead or Alive at some point (or at least heard of it). This was taken to an all new perv level with Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball which fairly recently came to the PSP under the name of Dead or Alive: Paradise.

Well, it would seem people with too much time on their hands, but dirty minds have taken the time out to hack this game so all the characters seem to have forgotten to bring their bathing suits to the PSP party (and nipples it would seem). Since this is a hack to the ISO of the game, you’re going to need to have a custom firmware to run it, and as such makes playing this age rating boosted game illegal, but then if you have a custom firmware already then we presume that’s not really going to bother you so much.

Anyway, if you want to check out then head over to [HERE], but be warned it may not be totally safe for work, and you will need to be a dab hand at some sort of translation program (or view it in google chrome).

Click the MASSIVE image below.

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I would give more info but it would seem there are that many people out there trying to get hot girls to play games against the site has gone down. So that’s it for now. I’ll update this post when it’s back up with more details.

Apparently she has one of the largest bust measurements for an DC female character so that can only be a good thing! Check out the screenshots below.

The networked online Metal Gear game features 3D, 5.1 sound, a gun controller and a head tracking controller. This is probably the most advanced arcade game out to date but sadly in just about all countries except Japan arcades are disappearing so I’m not holding my breath to see it in the UK. Maybe all your readers across the pond in the USA will get to experience this and brag about it while I weep into my pillow.

I’ll be weeping even more if it actually does attract girls like this…

“Every frame of animation and hit box is painstakingly replicated from the original game, so all of your combos work without a hitch. It’s really nice when you need your BB fix on the go,” says Michael Manzanares, Project Lead. “And new Unlimited versions of your favorite characters don’t hurt, either.”

So for those of you who prefer your 2D fighting on the go, this is one to keep an eye out for. Check out the trailer below: